Tiny Dancer, Never Been

The ravages of time have stolen my ability to be the agile and fluid poetry in motion on the dance floor. What once was considered the Baryshnikov of the colored tile and Disco Ball stage. Once the King of smoke filled and urine smelling palladiums I now am relegated to pity dancing at wedding receptions where observers no longer admire the smooth, gliding, hypnotic movements of the human body but rather impressed that I can move at all. Sporting events are the only venue where I can publicly express the wonderful natural gift I was blessed with, often touted with cries of "Sit down Pops, you'll break a hip." Despite the barriers and tauntings of jealous secret admirers my last advice is avert your eyes, this big daddy was born to dance.

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