As we get closer to St. Patricks day and a lot of other days for that matter, I wish they'd get cell phone service to Heaven. There's a lot of folks I need to talk to, some whom I never got to say goodbye and other's who I never got to meet but were an important part of many friends lives. I prefer the cell phone to face to face, I'm not quite ready to vacate this space I have on earth and there are few indications once I do that it will be in an upward direction. Note to cell phone companies: it must be a direct connection, Texting won't do and next to Facebook we all know that's the gateway to Hell.