Go Figure

In a recent survey taken in Britain pollsters found that many Britons were puzzled by the fact that it is harder to get fireworks in the United States than firearms. Upon strenuous research I determined that nowhere in the 2nd Amendment or any other part of the Constitution does it guarantee the right to bare fireworks. I further clarified the fact that the right to bare arms has nothing to do with wearing short sleeve shirts.

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